Female characters and other socially subordinate characters in Shakespeare’s plays frequently use a particular conditional construction when speaking in self-defense. Their swearing takes a form similar to: "If I am guilty, then may terrible things happen to me" or "if I am guilty, then there is little goodness in the world." Shakespeare’s female characters use the conditional to couch their speech in deferential terms, which allows them to make otherwise unacceptable brazen assertions that contradict men in power. In this study, I examine the use of this construction in Shakespeare’s plays by Katherine and Buckingham in Henry VIII, Othello in Othello, Hero in Much Ado About Nothing, Rosalind in As You Like It, and Hermione in The Winter’s ...